Kévin
Chloé’s boyfriend, from college
American, no accent, content creator with 37 followers. Finds the family “authentic”, the worst thing anyone has ever called them.
“Hey! Big fan. You guys are so authentic!”
01Watch “Tip me!”Snow. Gérard hit the antenna again.
Papy René’s western. Everybody dies at the end. He sleeps before.
Switched off. The family is still looking at you.
Channel 1: Tip me!
A French family sold everything to come and teach Wisconsin about cheese. Now they live on a falling-apart farm, watch American news every night and yell at it. Through your screen. Because the TV is you.
Today’s menu
Tip me!
“Americans tip less?! TIP ME! My wife bakes, I take the money, AND the tips!”
René’s last word: “Hmm. In France, the service is included. The violence too.”
Coming soon to TikTok, Instagram, Facebook and YouTube.
New dish every time America does something stupid. So, tomorrow.
How every episode ends
Same ending every time. Like a family dinner, it never changes, and somebody always gets hurt.
Gérard says one thing too many about Monique.
Bonk. Monique answers with a baguette.
Papy René has the last word, straight to you.
Monique grabs the remote and switches you off.
This household has gone0days without a baguette incidentRecord: 0
The story so far
How a family that yells at the TV ended up on a Wisconsin farm, then on American TV. Written in the family album, a few pages at a time.
Chapter 1The French MistakePapy René: “We crossed an ocean to lose to a Bob.”p. 7
Chapter 2Pain in the AssPapy René: “Twelve views. Still more than customers.”p. 9
Chapter 3Château MigrainePapy René: “Vinegar? So that’s why I like it.”p. 11
Chapter 4Chloé brings someone homePapy René: “In 1965, Hank Tumbleweed brought **wine**.”p. 13
Chapter 5Two million AmericansPapy René: “Two million Americans? **Hide the cheese.**”p. 15
Chapter 6The camera on the TVPapy René: “Hello, America. Send **wine**.”p. 17
Next chapter: as soon as Kévin finds his charger.
Not at the table: there are four chairs.
Who’s at the table
Gérard
the dad
Yells the news at you, knows everything about America, has never set foot there.
“HEY, AMERICA! TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT EXTRA?! ARE YOU INSANE?!”
Monique
the mom
Destroys Gérard with logic that is somehow even worse than his.
“For that price, the waiter better wipe my ass!”
Chloé
the daughter
Reads the actual facts off her phone. Nobody listens.
“One L.A. restaurant: twenty percent forced tip. Plus a five percent admin fee.”
Papy René
the grandpa
Sleeps through the episode, then ends it in ten words or less.
“In France, the service is included. The violence too.”
Pull up a chair
New episode whenever America serves us something. Follow @baguettereport where you scroll.
